The Biblioblog Top 50

Monthly rankings of the top biblical studies blogs

Biblioblog Top 50 to Recommence … With a Twist

Posted by NT Wrong on December 19, 2010

Hot! Hot! Hot!

Hot! Hot! Hot!

Prompted by recent vitriolic debate among bibliobloggers, the Biblioblog Top 50 will recommence from the month of December 2010.

However, the new measure of the Top 50 will not be anything so subjective as “rankings” calculated by some shady hit-counting site yet to be exposed by Wikileaks. Instead, our new measure of the Top 50 Biblioblogs will according to our Jouissance-Meter.

The Biblioblog Jouissance-Meter will rank the Top 50 Biblioblogs each month according to the following objective standards: cutting-edge research, side-splitting humor, a high ratio of stimulating : boring-as-shit posts, well-aimed profanity/swearing, shit-stirring radicalism, startling innovation, timely scoops, risk-taking, and overall sexiness.

Moreover, biblioblogs must at least meet a minimum standard, as measured by these criteria, to even get a listing in the Top 50. If we can’t find 50 biblioblogs with sufficient jouissance, the monthly Top 50 just won’t have 50 blogs.

Look out for the next Biblioblog Top 50 on January 1!

Reading the Bible is sexy, Kids!

Reading the Bible is sexy, Kids!

11 Responses to “Biblioblog Top 50 to Recommence … With a Twist”

  1. Jim said

    this should be fun! since the criteria are, as i understand them, excrementally based, halcomb can have more than a fighting chance! he’ll be thrilled!!

  2. steph said

    HAHAHAHAHA NOBODY except Roland of course. He even has an occasional boring as shit post. Well not really…

  3. [...] My blog is so shit it has never made it into any of the Top 50, Top 100, or even Top 200, lists of Biblical Studies blogs. But this might all change in the near future. N.T. Wrong has announced a new Biblioblog Top 50, based on the “Jouissance-Meter” which, as he describes, will rank the Top 50 Biblioblogs each month according to the following objective standards: cutting… [...]

  4. agathos said

    Sweet. Seeing as I am a sexy man-beast with a high ratio of stimulating innovative posts of startling innovations I should be all set…

  5. NT Wrong said

    Damn, you’re hot.

  6. [...] Thanks to James McGrath, I have learned that N T Wrong plans to make a comeback with the return of the real Biblioblog Top 50. [...]

  7. Petr Head said

    Oh. Craving a bit of attention are we?

  8. steph said

    oh Peter that’s trite. Perhaps that is actually what all bloggers are all about Peter. Just craving attention… after all how many ‘biblio’bloggers represent the best in biblical and historical scholarship really?

  9. [...] to the confusion about how to measure the top biblioblogs each month, I will begin a new Top 20, based on my use of [...]

  10. So, cannot make the icon work. Tried lots of tricks. Ideas? Does the img source need updating?

  11. ScottL said

    How does one register for this?

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