The Biblioblog Top 50

Monthly rankings of the top biblical studies blogs

Biblioblog Top 50 – December 2010 – By Sexiness

Posted by NT Wrong on December 31, 2010

Welcome to the Biblioblog Top 50 for December 2010 – your guide to the very sexiest in biblical studies blogging.

The (original) Biblioblog Top 50 provides the only objective measure of the top 50 biblical studies blogs. That’s because we use The Jouissance-meter, designed by Lacan himself in the early 1970s, and accurate to twelve decimal places. No longer will we have to rely on the subjective whimsies of dodgy hit-counters,  or on the elitism and auto-eroticism of bibliobloggers voting for themselves, or on some mystical determination of top biblioblogs by use of Urim and Thummim. The Biblioblog Top 50 provides biblioblog readers with assured results, every time.

Do you want to know, objectively, the very hottest of hot biblioblogs? Well, now you can. Objectively.

Here is the Biblioblog Top 50 for December 2010:

    Blogger Blog Name Hot reading:
         
1   Daniel O. McClellan Daniel O. McClellan The SBL’s attack on student members
2   Jim Davila PaleoJudaica Jim’s Christmas Day post
3   Bob Cargill XKV8TR Spanking Mark Driscoll
4   Roland Boer Stalin’s Moustache Mutual masturbation in biblical studies
5   Thomas Verenna Musings of Thomas Verenna, The The War on Christmas
6   Rodney A. Thomas Political Jesus Rod’s question about Calvinist theology and racial inclusivity
7   Larry Tanner Textuality Review of  How to Read the Bible by James Kugel
8   Michael Barber, Brant Pitre, John Bergsma The Sacred Page A Dead Sea Scroll / Jesus parallel
9   Steve A. Wiggins Sects and Violence in the Ancient World Steve explains religion
10   Deane Galbraith, Craig Martin, et al Religion Bulletin Jesus has breasts
11   Antonio Lombatti Pseudoscienze cristiane antiche e medievali  
12   Mark Goodacre NT Weblog / NT Pod / NT Gateway  
13   James McGrath Exploring Our Matrix  
14   Jim West Jim West  
15   Gavin Rumney Otagosh  
16   Duane Smith Abnormal Interests  
17   Loren Rosson The Busybody  
18   Sonja, Megan, et al Women in Theology  
19   T.C. Robinson New Leaven  
20   Tsalampouni Ekaterini Ιστολόγιο βιβλικών σπουδών / Biblical Studies Blog  
21   Tim Bulkeley Sansblogue  
22   Doug Chaplin Clayboy  
23   J.R. Daniel Kirk Storied Theology  
24   James Crossley, et al Sheffield Biblical Studies  
25   R. Joseph Hoffmann The New Oxonian  
26   John Hobbins Ancient Hebrew Poetry  
27   Jim Linville Dr Jim’s Thinking Shop and Tea Room  
28   Chris Brady Targuman  
29   Robert J. Myles Jesus the Bum  
30   Michael Carden Jottings  
31   Timo S. Paananen Salainen evankelista  
32   Aric Clark, et al Two Friars and a Fool  
33   Charles Halton Awilum  
34   Simon Holloway Davar Akher  
35   Airton José da Silva Observatório Bíblico  
36   Douglas Mangum Biblia Hebraica et Graeca  
37   Joel Watts, et al Unsettled Christianity  
38   Mike Aubrey In Ephesus / ἐν ἐφέσῳ  
39   Cláudia Andréa Prata Ferreira Estudos Bíblicos  
40   Judith Weingarten Zenobia: Empress of the East  
41   Rachel Barenblat Velveteen Rabbi  
42   Dan Oudshoorn On Journeying with those in Exile  
43   Owen Chesnut Roses and Razorwire  
44   April DeConick The Forbidden Gospels  
45   Michael W. Halcomb Pisteuomen  
46   Scott Bailey Scotteriology  
47   Claude Mariottini Claude Mariottini  
48   Adam Kotsko An und für sich  
49   Johannes Weiss Apocalyptic Blog, The  
50   Tony Burke Apocryphicity  
Daniel McClellan: No. 1 Biblioblogger of the Month for December 2010

Daniel McClellan: No. 1 Biblioblogger of the Month for December 2010

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30 Responses to “Biblioblog Top 50 – December 2010 – By Sexiness”

  1. Jim said

    thats a very disturbing photo of daniel mc in the lions den. very disturbing indeed…

  2. [...] a comment » NT Wrong has posted his Jouissance-meter-determined top 50 biblioblogs over at Biblioblog Top 50, and I appear to have been sarcastically placed at #1. I take my [...]

  3. [...] the Bum has ranked 29th on the list of top 50 biblioblogs for the month of December. This is thanks to the new objective and disinterested criteria for selection introduced by N.T. [...]

  4. A.M.M. said

    How come Storied Theology ranks so great to get TWO places on the top 50??? (rank 23 and rank 45)

  5. NT Wrong said

    hmmmm… I wondered how Halcomb disappeared. That solves it.

  6. I like this top 50 much better. :-)

  7. NT Wrong said

    Comments like that will please the objective Jouissance-meter no end.

  8. [...] The top 50 Biblioblog ranking for December is up. I never know what to make of these lists in terms of actual “top”-ness, but it’s a great place to find a few new blogs to read. [...]

  9. steph said

    I like the idea, it’s just that you’ve quite obviously got the wrong results. And there’s a hint in the list that makes me ever so slightly alot suspicious that there is no pure objectivity here… but anyway you’re wrong, my Lord, you’ve put the hottest blogger far too far down the list. Please do better next time.

  10. steph said

    Sexy???? Come on … I think you need a woman (most of the bloggers are male if not all) or a homosexual to do the judging.

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  12. NT Wrong said

    Steph, Well, he’s objectively hot, that blogger, but he doesn’t blog much about biblical studies, which hampered his overall score. I note that bloggers aren’t judged on their personal sexiness, just the sexiness of their blogs.

  13. [...] Chad and I we are like so hott right now thanks to the new improved biblioblog top 50, we rounded out at #6. Hott! Hott! Hott!.  What I love about the Jouissance-Meter is that it is an objective measuring system, far more so than Alexa. True story.Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your booty!  Lawnmower! [...]

  14. Joel said

    That picture makes me feel funny in my tummy

  15. Madeleine said

    Umm, we’re not on the list?!?

  16. steph said

    ha – I knew you knew…

  17. NT Wrong said

    @Madeleine: not everybody can be as hot as Daniel McClellan.
    @Steph: I’m afraid you’re going to have to be more *explicit*. How would I know such salacious tales…?

  18. Hey, was I arbitrarily left out of the rankings? I’d like to know. If so I’d like you to explain why. What was your criteria?

  19. You really should read what I write in order to get a feel for what I do. Just in case you haven’t done so here are what I consider my top posts in 2010:

    http://debunkingchristianity.blogspot.com/2010/06/my-best-substantive-posts-so-far-in.html

    Cheers

  20. [...] is a pseudo-ranking of which you should be aware so that you can ignore it. It can be found here. Make sure you understand the [...]

  21. NT Wrong said

    @John – No, your blog wasn’t “arbitrarily” left out. It was objectively left out, because your blog lacked mojo in December.

  22. Ahhh, I see, “mojo.” Yes, that’s the most objective criteria of them all. Sorry for even asking.

  23. Observatório Bíblico has moved, and is located, since March 8, 2010, at http://blog.airtonjo.com/

    Thanks

  24. [...] on the web. There’s the Biblioblogger 10, the Biblioblog Top 20, the Biblioblog Top 50, the Jouissance-meter, the West Poll, the Linville Method, the Rhythm Method, and so on. I got to thinking that we have [...]

  25. [...] on the web. There’s the Biblioblogger 10, the Biblioblog Top 20, the Biblioblog Top 50, the Jouissance-meter, the West Poll, the Linville Method, the Rhythm Method, and so on. I got to thinking that we have [...]

  26. Dan said

    I’ve never given much of a damn about this Top 50 thing (or Jim West’s blog… ever), but it does make me chuckle that I’ve appeared on this list while others are obviously foaming at the mouth because they’ve been left off. You see, John, the condition for having some things is the refusal to want them. To gain life, you’ve gotta lose it, and all that jazz (or, if it makes you feel better, you can have my spot — I’ll mail you a sticker with the #42 on it or something like that).

  27. steph said

    you wochit you – I have this cat, lives in a bag see, and I’m thinking of letting her out.

  28. Grateful to see that The Sacred Page made the top 10. I was definitely feeling our mojo working in December. Only one small tweak, it’s “Michael Barber” not “John Barber”–though perhaps “John Barber” sounds sexier. Come to think of it, that may have been what did it for us!
    : )

  29. ochesnut said

    thanks for including me, always knew archaeology was sexy. Most fun you can have with your pants on.

  30. [...] least according to the Biblioblog Top 50 it is.  This blog was number 43 for the month of December.  For those of you who don’t [...]

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